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youaremynirvana:

i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments 

i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13

and i’m like

OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE

May 26

there is a wasp outside of the screen porch and its making me nervous even though it can't get in here →

wowfunniestposts:

hey

hey kid

you think you’re fucking safe in there

ain’t nobody safe when a wasp wants fuck shit up

ain’t

nobody

what a funny blog

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  • me: does 5 situps
  • me: where are my abs
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